The Conscientious Accountant

Divorces are expensive

As I stare at the piles of paper and Manila folders in front of me my heart rate quickens and sweat beads trickle down my neck and onto the collar of my lavender blouse. If inspiration doesn’t strike soon I’m going to have to put my suit jacket back on to avoid the appearance of pit stains. What was I thinking when I agreed to represent Sam in her divorce proceedings? I’m a third-year…